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jenicaaxo:

if you have a man, he should be getting daily nudes.

🙏

— 11 hours ago with 12 notes
xsmoothhh:

stunningpicture:

my daughter’s priceless reaction when I decided to take the XL bowl of Pho challenge

Me.

xsmoothhh:

stunningpicture:

my daughter’s priceless reaction when I decided to take the XL bowl of Pho challenge

Me.

(via queenjeaan)

— 13 hours ago with 4328 notes

meowtwo:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

Charlie Sheen owned this challenge

(Source: sizvideos, via angelcasimiro)

— 1 day ago with 258666 notes

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

(via louiseinwonderland)

— 1 day ago with 450010 notes
buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

(via itsexclusive)

— 1 day ago with 32129 notes

plantdaddy:

milliondollarnigga:

canarylex:

titytwochainz:

biohazerd:

THIS JUST HAPPENED.

these hoes ain’t loyalllllllll

Noooo

murdered

Cant trust em

(via sashajorden)

— 1 day ago with 6944 notes

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 2 days ago with 587413 notes

goofyn:

fuck you mean I’m boring you knew I was a lame when you met me

(via callmeshoua)

— 2 days ago with 10626 notes

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 2 days ago with 230710 notes